You're Not Getting Skipped Because You're Not Funny.
You're getting skipped because nobody ever taught you the retention mechanics that get people to actually watch. In one live 3-hour masterclass, that changes for good.
Enroll In Unskippable β Β£200 Live Β· 3 hours Β· lifetime access to bonusesDoes This Sound Familiar?
You post a video you know is funny. You worked hard on the edit, you think your hook is good and you know it's a relatable (or highly original) premise.
You check the numbers the next morning and⦠nothing. Half your viewers didn't make it three seconds in. They never stuck around to watch.
Meanwhile some account with weaker material than yours posts something fine, at best, and it's suddenly everywhere.
- You write jokes that kill on stage but somehow flatline on screen
- Your hook feels strong, but your retention graph still drops off a cliff by second two
- You've watched slower, less-funny creators rack up views while your original work sits at 200
- You've tried "just posting more," but just get burned out
- You genuinely don't know if the problem is your hook, your middle, your edit, or the algorithm itself
- You've started to wonder if the algorithm jus hates you
This System Is Already Doing This β To Real Comedy Accounts
Not theory. Not "growth hacks." Here's what happened the moment retention mechanics got applied to comedy content that was already funny β it just wasn't being watched.
She'd been posting for five years without a single video breaking through. One session applying the retention framework, and her next upload cleared 400K.β afterwards, she called it "genius."
Six years of making videos and routinely struggling to get past a couple thousand views. First video after working through the retention mechanics: 85,000.
Run as a live test of the exact methods in this masterclass β the video cleared six million views across three platforms.
The follow-up test, using the same mechanics, is currently sitting at 100K β proof this isn't a one-off.
Careers I Have Helped Launch
Here's What Nobody Tells Comedy Creators
Retention has nothing to do with your talent as a comedian. It's a mechanical, learnable, repeatable system β completely separate from whether you, or the joke or premise itself, is funny.
The creators pulling ahead of you didn't get funnier overnight. They got better at engineering attention, second by second, until the algorithm had no choice but to keep pushing their content in front of more people. That system is what this masterclass hands you.
No more guesswork. I sat down and dissected thousands of comedy videos β hook by hook, cut by cut, second by second β mapping exactly where viewers stayed and exactly where they left. Then I ran my own tests on real content, tracking swipe rate, completion rate, and every metric that actually predicts whether the algorithm boosts a video or kills it.
What came out the other side isn't generic "growth" advice repackaged for comedians. Generic retention advice is built for dance trends, tutorials, and vlogs β most of it actively works against comedy. A pattern interrupt built for a recipe video will kill your comedic timing. A hook formula built for hype content will spoil your punchline before you've even set it up. This is the system built specifically for people who make people laugh.
The truth behind low views. If your video is stuck at low numbers, it's not about the content itself β it's because people aren't staying for the whole thing. Bad retention tells the algorithm "this is bad content," even when it isn't.
In the age of the algorithm, you have to play by its rules to get seen. Just getting more people to watch the full video will transform how many views you get. It really is that simple β and this masterclass teaches you exactly how, specifically for comedy content.
What You'll Master In The Live Class
The First 3 Seconds: Hook Architecture For Comedy
Why the hook formulas everyone else teaches don't work for comedy β and usually kill the joke β and the comedy-specific structures that stop the scroll without giving away your punchline early.
Reading The Algorithm's Mind
What the algorithm is actually measuring in the opening seconds of your video, and how to feed it exactly what it's looking for β without changing who you are as a creator or what kind of comedy you make.
The Messy Middle
The setup is the most dangerous part of any comedy video β it's where you lose almost everyone. The exact pacing and structural techniques that keep viewers locked in through the setup, so they stay long enough to hear the jokes.
The Metrics That Actually Matter
Swipe rate. Completion rate. Average watch time. Replays. Stop guessing and start reading your own analytics like a retention strategist, so you know precisely what to fix before your next upload β every time.
Comedy-Specific Hooks & Pattern Interrupts
The subtle visual, audio, and pacing techniques that reset a viewer's attention every few seconds β techniques used by the biggest comedy content creators, so you interrupt the scroll without interrupting the humour.
The Covert Toolkit
The under-the-radar psychological techniques the biggest comedy creators already use without ever naming them β curiosity gaps, callback loops, anticipation stacking β and how to weave them into your writing without your audience ever noticing the trick that made them stay.
Imagine This
Imagine posting a video and watching your retention graph hold steady β instead of falling off a cliff at second two.
Imagine opening your analytics and actually understanding why a video worked, instead of shrugging and hoping you can accidentally repeat it.
Imagine your completion rate finally climbing, and watching the platform start pushing your content to people who've never even heard of you β because you've finally given the algorithm a reason to.
You already have the funny. This is the part nobody ever handed you.
Who This Is For
This Is For You If
- You are a professional comedian or aspiring professional comedy content creator
- You already make people laugh β in person, on stage, wherever β but it hasn't translated to views
- You've got videos with original ideas that are still getting buried
- You get wildly inconsistent results and don't know why
- You're tired of generic "growth hacks" that were clearly never built with comedy in mind
- You want a repeatable system, not a lucky viral fluke you can't explain or recreate
This Isn't For You If
- You are a hobbyist just doing this for fun
- You aren't willing to invest in your career
- You're hoping for a shortcut that skips writing quality material β this supports your hard work, it doesn't replace it
- You aren't willing to put time into the process
- You don't want to look at your own content with a genuinely critical eye
- You want a shortcut that means you can put no effort in
What You Actually Get
One ticket to the full live UNSKIPPABLE Masterclass β 3 hours, your questions answered, feedback on 3 of your own clips. Plus three bonuses, yours to keep forever.
| UNSKIPPABLE Masterclass β 3 hrs live with me, lifetime access | Β£997 |
| Bonus β The Hook Swipe File (40+ comedy-specific hooks) | Β£97 |
| Bonus β The Retention Audit Checklist | Β£47 |
| Bonus β The Pattern Interrupt Cheat Sheet | Β£47 |
| Total Value | Β£1,188 |
| Today | Β£200 |
That's Β£988 staying in your pocket β for a system built to earn itself back the first time your retention graph stops nosediving. Become an online content master for the same price as an opening spot at a pro club.
GUARANTEE
The No-Brainer Guarantee
Take the full masterclass. And if you don't think you got your money's worth, email within 30 days and get every penny back. No quibbling β I'll just ask for some honest feedback so I can improve the class for future students.
Questions You're Probably Asking
"I've bought courses before and never finished them. Why would this be different?"
Because it's 3 hours, not 12 modules spread across 6 weeks. It's intensive and succinct.
"I don't have a big following yet β is this still for me?"
Retention mechanics matter more before you have an audience, not less. The algorithm is deciding, video by video, whether you're worth showing to anyone at all. And if you don't have a big following yet, chances are you don't know how to get people to watch your content.
"What if my numbers are already decent?"
If you're consistently smashing it, why are you here? But if you're not happy with your numbers β even if you do well some of the time β this could be what takes you to where you actually want to be.
"Will this make me funnier?"
No. You're already funny. This teaches the algorithm β and the viewer β to actually notice.
"How long do I have access?"
This is a one-time live masterclass, so please take notes. The bonus files are yours to keep forever.
You already did the hard part β you're funny and talented. Don't let a fixable, learnable, mechanical problem keep deciding who gets to see it.
Enroll In Unskippable β Β£200P.S. Every video you post without understanding retention is reach you're quietly handing to creators who understand it better than you do. You've got the material. UNSKIPPABLE gives you the mechanics to make sure people actually stick around to see it. Three hours. Zero guesswork left.
